I have an article for you:  "Where are the best places to go on vacation?"  Here are a bunch of coordinates to places around the world with no names or clues to the actual conditions at each location.  But you can't see the numbers, you first have to get on your Ham radio to access the information.  Plus, we'll list the fax numbers for a bunch of travel agents you can contact for details.  On a wall.  In a cave.  And each time someone visits the cave, a lady in a cardigan gives a chimp a jelly bean.