Last night I got this really strange phone call. This enchanting voice on the other end told me about how misunderstood they felt because everyone is always trying to define them. They were annoyed by people constantly bringing up the past. They were sick and tired of everyone trying to save them. They couldn't understand why people have become so narrow-minded and self-righteous. I asked what they planned on doing about all of this. There was a brief moment of silence, followed by a hair-splitting shrill, "don't you know who I am? I'm ROCK-N-ROLL!!" "Well, damn ROCK-N-ROLL," I responded, "you seem pretty uptight... ROCK-N-ROLL, if I may," I inquired, playing devil's advocate, "isn't it part of your make-up to be misunderstood? That's why so many people love you and relate to you." ROCK-N-ROLL said, "Listen, smart ass, just give everyone this list of songs." So, here's that list. I' m not going to say no to ROCK-N-ROLL!!