For anyone who's looked at Courtney Love's scarily twiggy figure in recent days and thought, "Man, I'd wonder what she looked like nekkid," Harper's Bazaar has your answer.

The rickety rocker poses for the magazine's September issue sans clothes, with only a large, bejeweled necklace standing between readers and the naughty bits that have burned our corneas time and again.

"I've lost a lot of weight, and I have done it through being quite disciplined," Love boasts to the mag (via Us). "Some people think it's about weight loss, but it's about detoxing."

According to Courtney, what really sticks in her remodeled craw is how some stars claim they've whittled their waistlines by simply watching what they eat.

"I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying 'Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish,'" she rants. "You liars. You bulimic liars."

Not so coincidentally, when Courtney shared her dieting secrets with People in early July, she revealed that in addition to working out, downing protein shakes and putting a photo of her more zaftig self on her locked refrigerator, she slimmed down by eating only one meal a day.

That meal?

"Fish and broccoli really does work!" she enthused.

As for her well-documented substance abuse problems over the past decade or so, she admits, "I cracked. And I cracked in public, and so I lost all of my credibility. For many years, I took pills. I felt like I had this dirty secret. Other people can have glasses of wine and things like that because they're normal people who can do things like that."

But, says Courtney, "If you're allergic to that stuff, you just are, and you can't."

That seems to be a lesson rehab-eschewing Amy Winehouse still needs to learn. Last Wednesday, she was rushed to a London hospital for what her rep said was "severe exhaustion."

But Britain's News of the World claims she collapsed during a pub crawl after she'd -- actually, let's just let the tab take it from here -- "smoked heroin, snorted cocaine, taken ecstasy pills and horse tranquilizer ketamine, washed down with whisky and vodka."

"It was just crazy -- one of the most terrifying moments of my life," the painfully emaciated, beehive-topped chanteuse, 23, tells the paper of her trip to the ER. "It was terrifying -- I was terrified ... I was so out of control. It just happened. It shocked me."

Winehouse, who reportedly bailed out of a performance this week opening for the Rolling Stones, insists she's now "fine" but admits, "I've scared myself this time ... I know things have got to change. I have to sort myself out."

To that end, she's relying not on her equally attenuated new hubby Blake Fielder-Civil but on her father.

"When I get self-destructive I just need to spend time with my dad," Winehouse tells the London Sun. "Rehab is a cop-out."

Asserts her (perhaps too) sympathetic father to the Sunday Mirror, "Amy is going to be fine. She knows she has been through a terrible ordeal. We have been encouraged that she is getting better."

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