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Justin Timberlake has made it through a pair of high-profile,
long-term relationships -- with Cameron Diaz and Britney Spears, respectively -- without ponying up
a diamond ring, but a British tabloid is convinced he's preparing to present a
sparkler to Jessica Biel, his under-the-radar girlfriend of just
over a year. "Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids," a source
alleges to the London Sun. "For the first time in his life he is feeling settled
and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with
her." The tab even has a locale picked out for the putative "I do's" -- the
Caribbean island of Mustique. "Although Justin has lived his whole life in the
public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private,"
blabs the snitch. "To get all his close friends and family to Mustique will cost
a fortune. But he can't put a price on how he feels about Jessica." Timberlake
enthused that he's "the happiest I've ever been" during a sit-down last Friday
with Ellen DeGeneres, who had just announced her own
engagement to Portia de Rossi. But when the altar-bound host
jokingly suggested a double ceremony, the crooner quickly deflected, "I don't
know about all that, but I'll sing at your wedding." Timberlake even offered to
help put Ellen and Portia's lovey-dovey feelings to music, telling them, "You
should have an original wedding song -- I think it's only fitting."
Jen and John explore each other's wonderlands
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While there were no weekend sightings of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer getting their PDA on, details of the demonstrative duo's googly eyes continue to flow
freely. "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," a
snitch tells the New York Daily News, which chalks up the actress' atypically
chipper attitude to the troubadour's non-music-related talents. "His body
actually is a wonderland," the paper quotes an ex as saying. (Anyone else dry
heaving right now? Must just be us.) Speaking of things that make us cringe, the
tabloids are convinced that cheesiness has a first name, and it's M-A-Y-E-R.
"... He'll play his guitar for her when they're alone sometimes," a source tells
Life & Style, "and it melts her heart." Another spy claims that during their second weekend together in Miami, they engaged
in a "metaphysical conversation. John was talking about our role in the universe
and how temporary it is." (If true, that means his wooing technique is no better
than a college freshman trying to lure a hot babe back to his Escher
print-decorated dorm room.) Meanwhile, a mole relays to Star that John started
humming the aforementioned "Wonderland" ditty to an "embarrassed" Jen during an
elevator ride to their luxe suite at their Miami hotel. Where's Muzak when you
really need it?
Cameron Diaz, who has dated both the aforementioned Timberlake and Mayer,
opens up to the June issue of In Style about the kind of guy she's looking to
spend quality time with. "I'm not going to bring some idiot into my world, and
if I'm not sure about him, I'm cautious," she tells the mag. "My list is all
about balance. You can have smart but not funny. You can have funny but not very
smart. You can have intellectual but not social. But ... I want it all! I love
big brains. I love to eat. I love to be outdoors. I love to have conversations!
I love to make love. I live like arrrgh!" OK, Cam, take a deep, calming breath.
"I don't do anything half-assed," she continues, "and I want somebody who can
keep up with all that. And I want someone who can show me something, you know?"
As long as he's not overly man-scaped. "I love chest hair," reveals Diaz.
"Mm-hmm. I'm not saying I want a huge amount, but the right amount is very sexy.
I don't like the smooth, hairless body."
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We've reached the point where we don't want to hear another word from Paris Hilton about how desperately she wants to be
Mrs. Benji Madden until there's a prenup signed and she's clomping her way down
the aisle. "He wants to [get married]," she proclaimed to People last week in
London, where she was promoting her newest fragrance, Can Can. "We talk about
it." And Paris, 27, who previously accepted a honkin' engagement ring from Greek
billion-heir Paris Latsis, isn't going to let a little thing like a sex tape
stop her from wearing the traditional wedding hue. "I'd wear a beautiful white
dress," she "dreamily" informs the mag, "probably Dolce & Gabbana."
Chances are Sean Penn has the song "It's a Small World After All"
stuck in his head. OK! reports the actor, who's currently serving as jury
president at the Cannes Film Festival, attended a soiree Saturday night hosted
by Petra Nemcova, who put a smile on his face over Oscar weekend. At the
time, the actor was separated from wife Robin Wright Penn, who was by his
side at the shindig, a situation that apparently wasn't as awkward as you'd
expect. According to the mag, the tsunami-surviving model greeted both Penns
with a hello and a hug. "Surprisingly, there didn't appear to be any tension as
they all sat and comfortably chatted," an eyewitness tells the magazine. "Though
Petra's interaction with Robin was limited. I didn't see them talk beyond their
initial greeting." The New York Daily News, meanwhile, says Petra and Robin were
chatting away at another fete that night, a tête-à-tête that supposedly led Sean
to bustle his wife away with the line, "Come and meet my friend." No word on
whether Penn has a plan in place to avoid ex-wife Madonna, who is due on the Croisette to promote her Malawi
documentary, "I Am Because We Are."
As the brain-eating zombies approach, Spencer
doesn't hesitate to point out Heidi's tastiest
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Does the culturally noxious couple who stiffs the little people together stay
together? If so, there's a good chance Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will never again be released back into
the general dating population. TMZ.com reports the asshatty "Hills" honeys and
two friends enjoyed a $783 dinner at a Los Angeles eatery over the weekend, but
when Pratt settled the tab, he left a tip so measly even Scrooge would label him
a total cheapskate. While a standard tip should have been in the $150 range, the
peach fuzz-sporting meathead purportedly shelled out only $16. TMZ says one of
the staffers mentioned the lousy gratuity to the producer from the couple's
trailing camera crew, prompting him to shell out an additional $60 of his own
cash (and, we're guessing, cause him to question what the heck he's doing with
his life). By the way, TMZ says all but $63 of the bill was from a dozen shots
of Patron, which were $60 a glass.
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