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When it comes to frolicking in the surf, Britney Spears has made some real progress, at
least if paparazzi pics are any indication. During a quiet weekend spent as a guest at Mel Gibson's Costa Rican estate, the
custody-losing cautionary tale's wildest moment occurred when she indelicately
picked her "Love Kills Slowly"-emblazoned bikini bottom out of her butt.
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Contrast that to a little less than a year ago, when she abruptly stopped her
car in front of a Malibu, Calif., beach, stripped down to her bra and see-through undies and jumped
into the ocean as an army of shutterbugs followed.
In between fidgeting with her puny swimsuit, Brit soaked up plenty of rays,
zoomed around on an ATV, played on a boogie board and cooled off in the surf.
Photos: Brit in Costa Rica
She was joined on the low-key Central American getaway by her decision-making
dad, Jamie, and her agent, Jason Trawick, whose presence and proximity to the
attention magnet inevitably touched off whispers of a bubbling romance.
The rumor mill also began a-churning with bone-chilling pregnancy chatter,
thanks to shots showing the lately gym-dwelling, athletically built Brit's
slightly protruding belly (it's a look many of us in the real world sport after
consuming more than, say, a single carb).
But Spears' camp vehemently denies that Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 20
months, may soon add another member to their already step-sibling-filled family
(oh, and daddy speculation has ranged from -- eesh -- ex-husband Kevin Federline to -- double-eesh -- her last boyfriend,
mercifully off-the-radar paparazzo Adnan Ghalib).
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"I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant. There's not
going to be a statement -- she's just not," a rep assures the London Sun.
Adds a "pal" of the bit of bulge, "It's a mix of water retention,
unflattering clothes and people liking to analyze everything she does. Britney's
getting herself together slowly but surely and isn't going to mess that up.
She's far too busy to even be thinking about a baby right now."
One of the things keeping her occupied in recent days is her
ratings-boosting, guest-starring stint on "How I Met
Your Mother."
According to series lead Alyson Hannigan, Spears didn't exactly live up to her
tabloid reputation, especially on her return engagement.
The actress tells USA Today that Britney was "lovely": "She's so sweet and
polite. She's quite shy. We sort of bonded the last time and talked about dogs
and clothes, girlie things. And now, when she came this time, I had my puppy,
Oliver, with me, and she got to meet him. She bonded with Oliver, and he gave
her kisses."
Hannigan also told the puppy-smooching story on "Live With Regis and Kelly"
last Friday, which led guest host Jimmy Kimmel to joke, "I hope Britney doesn't end
up pregnant!"
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