It's often tough for British celebrities to break through in the United States (see the Beckhams), but Heather Mills is that rare exception. Seems she's as enthusiastically despised in America as she is in her homeland. People magazine reports the money-hungry former Mrs. Paul McCartney was booed when she was introduced as one of the judges at the Miss USA pageant Friday in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, the frosty reception hasn't cooled her on the country. "I'm going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully," Mills informed the London Daily Mirror after the pageant. "I love England, but everything that has happened makes me realize I'll be better off in the States." And despite the jeers, she enjoyed some post-pageant partying, with People reporting she boogied down at hot spot Prive to -- wait for it -- "She Works Hard for the Money." Meanwhile, Miss USA pageant co-owner Donald Trump is displaying that same pop-culture sensibility that foisted Omarosa onto an unsuspecting public, enthusing to the mag, "I think America wants more Heather Mills." Go on, say it with us: Shut up, Trump.

At the tender age of 18, Hayden Panettiere is already jaded by the incredible burden of fame. "I don't ever go out. I stay at home," the "Heroes" cutie-pie tells the London Sunday Mirror. "This business is very intrusive. People want to know what you're doing every day, and it becomes less about your craft and your art, and your love for acting, than it is about when you put food in your mouth, or when you're walking your dog." Or who you're dating, which in Panettiere's case has been her 30-year-old co-star, Milo Ventimiglia (which probably makes that whole staying home thing that much more enjoyable). "I like somebody who is confident and independent, and obviously it helps if they're secure in themselves," she explains. "Because sometimes in my job, I obviously have to make out with hot men, so a good sense of humor helps to deal with this!"

Is Jessica Alba making accessory demands of her pals? That's the word from the New York Post, which says guests at the stork-awaiting actress' recent baby shower were asked to slip on leather bracelets and recite a "life, love, health, et cetera" prayer for good luck. Then, in the accoutrement equivalent of a chain letter, the invitees were supposedly cautioned not to remove the bands until the big debut of Alba's little nipper, who's rumored to be a girl.

Ashton Kutcher admits his decision to wed Demi Moore in 2005 might not have been the best thing for his image. "I've literally just been voted the world's most eligible bachelor and I'm like, I'm going off the market," he tells Details of his decision to embrace cougar-y domestic bliss. "I've found the one. If I had thought about it I would have been like, Nah, nah. But what can you do? When you're in that deep, you can't think." And the reason the actor was in that deep is because Demi "was the first person who would call me on my s---," he explains. "She didn't need me. She straight up didn't need me. She wanted me, but she didn't need me, so she could put it on the line."

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