Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's tabloid-touted romance may not have amounted to much more than some snowboarding a deux, but it looks like they remain pals. People reports the crooner and the callipygian starlet, who shushed down the slopes together at the Sundance Film Festival in January, met up for dinner Saturday night at Los Angeles restaurant-cum-hot-spot Parc following Timberlake's winning turn as the slime-covered host of the Kids' Choice Awards. But it wasn't exactly an intimate interlude. Several friends joined in on the festivities, and Biel, who was spied hanging out with Ryan Reynolds last month (and doing a little retail therapy with Scarlett Johansson, who's also been linked to the "SexyBack" chart-topper), decided to call it an early night while Justin reportedly stayed and grooved to the music from atop a banquette.

Speaking of Timberlake, he reveals how he deprived the world of a glimpse of his nekkid posterior during his on-screen hanky-panky with Christina Ricci in "Black Snake Moan." "The sex scene was pretty hot. I'm not going to say it doesn't feel weird pretending to [bleep] someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though," he tells GQ. "One of the first conversations I had with the director was about nudity. In the first cut you could see my a**, but, thankfully, that's now out."

From our believe-at-your-own-risk file come two gems courtesy of the New York Daily News. First up is the tale of Suri Cruise's rapidly sprouting tresses, which the paper says not only require a weekly trim with a stylist but also have prompted some "diva"-esque behavior from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' adorable ankle-biter. "She is always naked and no one's allowed to talk around the baby," alleges a mole. No word on whether Suri requires her bottle to be served at room temperature or demands that her minions avoid making eye contact. Meanwhile, is Cynthia Nixon killing time while waiting for the "Sex and the City" movie to kick off by ramping up her recycling efforts? According to the paper, the actress made use of an empty Ziploc bag someone had just tossed into a trash can at New York's Riverside Park last week. "I was standing there in utter shock that Cynthia Nixon picked my trash out of the garbage," relates the grossed-out eyewitness. "She then turns to me and asks, 'Is it OK to take this?'" When told it was, the actress supposedly slipped the remains of her son's snack into the baggie before graciously posing for a picture with the snitch.

Beneath the stony, bony chest of Victoria Beckham beats the heart of a comedian, at least according to Jennifer Lopez, who kvells to Elle UK that the "best thing" about her new pal "is that she's got this really funny British sense of humor." Mrs. Marc Anthony, whose new Spanish-language album "Como Ama una Mujer" crashed and burned on the charts, also gushes that the erstwhile Posh Spice, who once complained to Jon Stewart that he simply wasn't amusing, is "such a sweetie," "so stylish" and "a great girl."

Tobey Maguire may pocket millions upon millions of dollars for encasing himself in spandex for "Spider-Man," but that doesn't stop him from complaining about how darn tough certain parts of his wall-crawling job are. Take, for example, locking lips with his ex-girlfriend. "Probably the hardest thing I had to do as Spider-Man was kiss Kirsten Dunst," he tells Parade magazine. But it turns out the tribulations of their tonsil-hockey had nothing to do with being turned off by his leading lady. "When we shot that scene where we kissed in the alleyway and I was hanging upside down ... it was raining and the whole time I had rainwater running up my nose," bemoans Maguire. "Then, when Kirsten rolled back the wet mask, she cut off the air completely." Speaking of the mountain of moolah he's piling up, the new dad to Ruby Sweetheart (mom is his fiancée, Jennifer Meyers) admits his own hardscrabble upbringing has made him careful with his cash. "You know those Lotto winners who win big and then blow through all the money? That would never happen to me," he says. "I just never wanted to put myself in the position where my spending was so huge that I had to keep making movie after movie."

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