Someone get Kate Moss and Pete Doherty their own reality show already, because it appears they've gone from being merely dysfunctional to surreally dysfunctional. According to the London Daily Mail, the split-prone pair celebrated Valentine's Day with -- wait for it -- Jerry Springer, a man who has refereed many a rocky relationship while dodging flying chairs. The trio reportedly dined at a Chinese restaurant in London, where, sadly, no seats went airborne. No word on how Kate and Pete ended up sharing spring rolls with the talking head-cum-"Dancing With the Stars" hoofer, but here's hoping someone seizes on the idea of having Springer help the stubbornly devoted duo work through their problems on camera (suggested title: "Jerry's Kids").

Cupid drew back his bow on Valentine's Day and let his arrow go straight to the fickle hearts of Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler. Just weeks after the once-warring exes were spotted giving each other massages at a Los Angeles bar, they have raised the stakes on their rekindled cuddle-bunnies by openly sucking face at Las Vegas hotspot Pure in the wee hours of Wednesday morning, reports TMZ.com. The ink-stained rocker even made sure he marked the Hallmark-mandated day of love in the traditional way. The Las Vegas Review-Journal says he surprised his missus with three dozen red roses and bottle of Dom Perignon. Moakler, who has previously laughed off the possibility of a reconciliation, is no stranger to partying in Sin City. Three months ago, she tossed herself a divorce bash, with a wedding cake featuring a knife-wielding bride on top and a groom slumped at the bottom. Barker, for his part, still lists his status as "single" on his MySpace page.

Did Pete Wentz score twice this week, once when Fall Out Boy's new album topped the charts and again when he cozied up with rumored ex Ashlee Simpson? E!'s Marc Malkin says that while making the scene at a post-Grammy party, the cheesily coiffed bassist "talked quite closely" with the remodeled starlet, whom he was first spied locking lips last fall. He was later seen with his arms around her waist. Still, chances are good that Wentz is keeping his options open. Seems that when it comes to smooching, he doesn't much care whether there's lipstick or stubble involved. When asked by Blender if he's "kissed boys," he fesses up to equal opportunity osculation. "I have," he tells the mag. "Anybody above the waist is totally fair game." That's not to say he doesn't have standards. "I tend to be a bit prudish," Pete asserts. "I'm a make-out king -- I'll kiss anybody -- but as far as going further than that, I wanna keep my number down. I don't wanna tell my future wife, 'Yeah, I've been with, like, 50 people.'"

Turns out Ralph Fiennes may have been a free agent when something other than his seatback and tray table allegedly ended up in a full and upright position during a recent flight from Australia to India. The London Daily Mail says the thespian split from his interior design girlfriend not long before he purportedly enjoyed a brief encounter with a flight attendant in the oh-so-romantic setting of the jetliner's lavatory (she denies anything untoward took place). Fiennes was supposedly handed his walking papers by Sirin Lewendon due to several sticking points, including -- and these are in no particular order, folks -- his "wandering eye", "moodiness" and "constant demands for sex." The actor was first linked to Lewendon in October, and was rumored to have won her over in a very unconventional (not to mention unhygienic) manner, specifically, naked yoga.

Sexiness is in the details for Jada Pinkett Smith, who is only happy to reveal what it is about hubby Will Smith that turns her on. "The little curve in his neck that goes into his shoulder, near his collarbone," she tells Tango magazine. "And I just love his lower abdomen when he's lying down with his arms outstretched and a little piece of his tummy is hanging out. I love that part." And Jada has no problem with another actress getting up close and personal with his neck curves and belly parts. "I wish Will would do more [love scenes]," she says. "People want to see that."

Somewhere, Ben and Noel are wiping away a tear. Keri Russell, who spent years agonizing -- usually in slow-motion with tinkly music playing in the background -- over which cute boy to choose on "Felicity," has picked one of her own, swapping vows with longtime love Shane Deary on Wednesday in New York, reports Us Weekly. "It was amongst her close friends on a cold snowy Valentine's night," her rep tells the mag. The actress, 30, and Deary, a contractor, are expecting their first child this summer.