Does the couple that ogles exotic dancers together stay together? The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports David and Victoria Beckham caused quite a commotion on Monday when they turned up at the Sin City topless institution Spearmint Rhino.

The arrival of the soccer star and his Spice Girl missus supposedly touched off a scene that "looked like a jailbreak" as the mammary-baring and -appreciating hoi polloi clamored to get a peek.

According to the paper, the Beckhams holed up for three long hours in a VIP room at the Rhino, although Victoria's rep tells People they were merely there "with a group of friends to celebrate one of the friend's birthday."

The London Sun adds that while they didn't partake of any private shows, "they most certainly got an eyeful."

And how.

"There were lots of half-naked women everywhere and Posh didn't know where to look," a spywitness tells the London Daily Mirror. "But all eyes were on Becks and the dancers were keen to show off."

Chimes in an excited stripper, "All the girls thought it was Christmas come early. When the group chose me to dance for them I couldn't believe my luck. I put on a really sexy show."

The Beckhams' night of adult entertainment came at the tail end of a trio of Spice Girls shows in Las Vegas.

David Beckham searches for the junk that used to be in his wife's trunk.

"We are having the time of our lives," the resurrected Posh tells the Sun of being on the road with her tighty-whities-posing husband. "It hasn't been like this for years -- since before our first son Brooklyn was born."

David and Victoria, who reportedly left 8-year-old Brooklyn, 5-year-old Romeo, and 2-year-old Cruz in the care of their maternal grandparents for the long weekend, are making the most of their brief respite from their brood.

"We have been lying in every day watching films as we haven't got the kids," the be-bobbed and bony Mrs. Beckham reveals to the tab. "We are behaving like rock stars -- late-night drinking on tour."

All that boozing would seem to indicate that burblings of a bun in the oven are way off, speculation Posh did her best to quell during her sit-down this week with Larry King.

"The rumors are not true. I'm not pregnant," she insisted. "I keep getting asked, am I pregnant? I'm not pregnant. And hopefully I will be blessed enough to have more children at some point. But at the moment my children keep me very, very busy. They actually put me in goal and they just all kick footballs with me. I'm the goalie of the family."

And while Victoria admits she'd "love a little girl at some point," for now, her three sons are "hard work. They are very, very active. And I'm constantly getting soccer balls kicked at me. I think at some point a little girl would be great but at the moment I want to enjoy the children that I've got."

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