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Everyone can exhale. We managed to make it through an entire 24-hour period without seeing things only Britney Spears' OB/GYN should be privy to. The bygone pop princess' downward spiral in recent days has been dizzying, what with her perpetual partying and incessantly on-display private parts (this holiday season, brain bleach for everyone!). Here's the latest:

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Britney goes commando

  • Has Spears heard the anguished cries of overly curious Internet cruisers the world over and decided to reign in her lady bits? That's the word from TMZ.com, which says Brit just shelled out $3,000 on unmentionables at Los Angeles boutique Le Bra Lingerie. Among her reported buys: a $1,315 camisole and thong, a $510 bustier and thong, a $300 black corset and matching red thong and a $333 yellow bra (she's a 36C, TMZ helpfully points out) and -- you guessed it -- thong. Here's hoping Sean Preston and Jayden James' college funds will soon be as well secured as their mommy's mammaries.

  • And here we thought Paris Hilton was a lousy choice of playmate for Britney. On Wednesday, she stepped out sans Paris for the second night in a row, choosing instead to hang out with the one Hollywood D-lister guaranteed to make Kevin Federline look like a total class act by comparison. Yup, Spears was in the déclassé company of Brandon Davis, the oily oil heir best known for his videotaped rant against Lindsay Lohan, during which he branded her with an unflattering anatomical nickname as his pal Paris giggled nearby.

  • Spears, unlike her fashion-obsessed peer group, has no problem stepping out night-after-night wearing the same thing (see her "Little Miss Sunshine" T-shirt and cheapie-looking rhinestone-studded heels from last week). And this propensity for recycling apparently isn't sitting well with insta-BFF Paris and Paris' reinstated BFF Nicole Richie. The London Mirror says Nicole has decided that the stylist-eschewing Brit is a "fashion liability" and adds that even Paris, who is no stranger to giving paparazzi a peek at her scary places, wants her to cover up. "Paris likes to show some skin but even she is finding Britney's skimpy outfits too much," a snitch tells the paper. "When she isn't revealing her belly, she's displaying her cleavage."

  • Meanwhile, has Paris' weeklong love-fest with Britney hit a snag? Not only have they not been photographed together for more than 48 hours, an eternity in tabloid time, but Spears has reportedly bailed on co-hosting the Dec. 4 Billboard Music Awards with her. Paris, however, has nothing but compliments for her PR-generating pal in the latest issue of Us, enthusing, "I love her. She is the sweetest girl I know. She's so down-to-earth. I just want her to smile and be happy."

  • And finally, while Federline was photographed meeting with his divorce lawyer Tuesday in Los Angeles, another Spears' ex has uncorked his cakehole to a British tabloid. Jason Alexander, Brit's childhood chum who had the honor of being her husband for 55 whole hours, is shopping around a memoir, and he's kindly sharing a few salacious tidbits with the London Sun. "It talks about everything. There is no holding back because that's what people want to know about," explains Alexander, who claims he spoke to Spears last week. "It does feature our sex life. It does feature having sex with her and what that was like." Another revelation: "All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. [Britney] found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it." Alexander also alleges to the tab that the popster had a postpartum tummy tuck, and maintains there's no chance of a reconciliation, which he convincingly portrays as being in his power to make happen: "There is no way I would allow anything between us now. She's got two kids and that's a responsibility I'm not willing to take on. Right now I'm in the prime of my life and I want my freedom."
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