Sure, Jennifer Lopez looks like she just cleaned out the muumuu section at Mrs. Roper's garage sale, but she continues to dance around the subject of whether she's gestating the spawn of hollow-cheeked hubby Marc Anthony, despite nudges this week from both Diane Sawyer and David Letterman. Still, the swollen-bellied star's coyness hasn't stopped Us Weekly from proclaiming her knocked up.

"Yes, she's pregnant!" avows the mag's latest cover, which helpfully points out that she's "craving Doritos & pickles and hoping for a girl."

"It's a dream come true," kvells a Lopez insider. "She and Marc are over the moon."

What's more, says another mole, J.Lo's mom, Guadalupe, "is proudly telling people she's having twins," double delivery news that was recently reported by both TMZ.com and OK! magazine.

J.Lo stops by MTV's "TRL" in New York on Oct. 8. (Jemal Countess/WireImage.com)

"I've been around a lot of pregnant women. She walked around like a pregnant woman, sat like a pregnant woman and stood like a pregnant woman," offers MTV "TRL" host-cum-amateur obstetrician Damien Fahey, who interviewed J.Lo on Monday. "If I were a betting man, I'd definitely bet she was pregnant."

Lopez, 38, is believed to be about four months gone, according to "multiple sources," although it seems her delicate condition didn't come easily.

"[Conceiving] was a struggle for her," a spy discloses to Us, with another hyperbole-disposed snitch adding, "This pregnancy is a miracle."

Not to mention miraculously well timed. Jennifer is currently on tour with Anthony and in the midst of a promotional blitz for her new album, "Brave," which has unfortunately failed to impress critics.

The Associated Press sneers that the disc "contains plenty of fourth-rate songs that sound like they were made for Brooke Hogan instead of an A-lister like Lopez."

Ouch.

Meanwhile, Dayanara Torres, Anthony's ex (and the mother of two of his three children), found herself doing some serious backpedaling this week after she appeared to acknowledge Lopez's bun in the oven during a TV interview, saying she "found out a day ago."

But faster than you can say "the wrath of J.Lo," the onetime Miss Universe released a statement pleading ignorance.

"I have neither confirmed, nor have first-hand knowledge of any pregnancy," insisted Torres (via Us). "I had been advised of pregnancy 'rumors' by my manager who wanted to make sure I was aware in case my children heard anything at school that I may need to address."

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