Just how dire have things become for Amy Winehouse, who recently acknowledged, "I can't believe what has happened to me. ... I'm a mess"? FoxNews.com claims the pitifully self-aware, substance-Hoovering singer's problems are now as clear as the nose that's apparently crumbling on her face.

"Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart," alleges an insider. "She admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone."

When asked about the state of her schnoz at a London pub few days back, Winehouse grumbled to the reporter, "Yeah, it's a problem, but it's my problem, so leave it."

She then supposedly plopped against the DJ booth and appeared to doze off.

Amy grabs a drink in between songs at a performance in Essex, England, last month.

With Amy's family failing to intervene on her slow and public death march, a group that seems particularly adept at spotting the most vulnerable members of society may be looking to step in.

The London Sunday Mirror says the Scientologists have reached out to the cadaverous chanteuse with a "welcoming" phone call and a suggestion that she consider trying its Narconon program.

"She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology," a mole tells the paper. "She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her 'Back to Black' album."

According to the snitch, "They told her they wanted to help her beat drugs and could tailor-make a program so she wouldn't have to go to a residential center," a recommendation she purportedly cottoned to because it would mean she'd be around if husband Blake Fielder-Civil ever gets sprung from prison.

While we don't hold out much hope that the rehab-eschewing Winehouse will strap herself to an E-meter and eventually become a poster child for the "Dianetics" devotees' detox treatment, the Church's most proselytizing member has previously expressed complete faith in the program -- and a hands-on approach.

"I don't care what someone believes. I don't care what nationality they are. But if someone wants to get off drugs, I can help them," Tom Cruise non-glibly declared to Spiegel magazine in 2005. "For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs."

Amy isn't the only big name lately linked to Scientology. Kirsten Dunst, who checked into rehab earlier this year, revealed in the October issue of Harper's Bazaar that Cruise, her long-ago "Interview With a Vampire" co-star, recently sent her a copy of L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology Code of Honor, which includes such pronouncements as "Never fear to hurt another in a just cause" and "Don't desire to be liked or admired."

Pink was also rumored to be checking out the psychiatry-hating organization in the wake of her split from husband Carey Hart, an allegation she laughed off during an interview last month with a Minnesota radio station.

"If these people that were writing about me knew anything about me, they'd know I'm completely against organized religion," she said, before definitively declaring, "I'm not a sheep. ... I don't think there's anything about me that screams pushover."