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Calle 13, Glasvegas, Guns N' Roses, Nine Inch Nails and
More
Fall Out Boy's "Folie à Deux" is Dud of the Month
In This Month's Column Dos Calle 13 albums --
"Los de Atras Vienen Conmigo" and "Residente o Visitante," Glasvegas'
self-titled debut, "Chinese Democracy" by Guns N' Roses, "Ghosts I-IV" by Nine
Inch Nails, Jay Reatard's "Blood Visions" and "Matador Singles '08," "Expensive
Vomit in a Cheap Hotel" by Sleeping in the Aviary, and "Tourism/Terrorism" by
the So So Glos; plus, Honorable Mentions/Choice Cuts and Dud of the Month/More Duds.
By Robert Christgau Special to MSN Music
February 2009
As promised, this Consumer Guide works its way through a great many rock
bands, with rewarding (and sometimes surprising) results and nothing like
closure. There are plenty of other things going on, as next month's edition will
reveal in good time. But smart young guys and gals making loud music with
guitars are very much with us, and if you sift carefully they're worth hearing.
Calle 13 "Los de Atras Vienen
Conmigo" (Norte)
You don't have to speak Spanish to conclude that this arty, political San
Juan rap duo deserve their rocketing reputation -- I sure can't, though when I
squint at the booklet my puny recognition vocabulary helps. But you do have to
immerse and concentrate -- and accept that you'll miss most of what's going on
even then. They're reggaeton only by association, a lot further from Daddy
Yankee's hey-mami dancehall than the Roots were from Dr. Dre's jeep-pimping funk. By all accounts and the
little I can work out, their lyrics are playfully associative and outrageously
filthy. But for gringos, their humor resides almost entirely in Visitante's
out-there arrangements and Residente's overt vocal comedy, as on the Balkanized
"Fiesta de Locos." If some promotional visionary were to provide trots, that
might change. But as it is, big guests Café Tacuba and Ruben Blades are too
mainstream to launch Calle's 2008 model into the surrealist stratosphere.
Grade: B PLUS
Calle 13 "Residente o
Visitante" (Norte)
Start here, partly to benefit from the online discussion this album has
inspired over two years -- cf. allthelyrics.com's takeout on the Rabelaisian
"Uiyi Guaye" -- but mostly to delve into sardonic sonics that hint at what Tom
Zé might have gone for if he'd come up on OutKast and Eminem instead of the
Beatles and the Stones. From mock-operatic intro to mock-rock finale, the music
is disruptive fun throughout. Latin-flavored yet light on salsa clavé and
reggaeton dembow, it sharpens the lyrics so that sometimes a single word can
make you nod or smile while its context remains a mystery.
Grade: A MINUS
Glasvegas "Glasvegas" (Columbia)
Not a brother band -- a cousin band, possibly inbred. For sure there's
something hillbilly insular about their ties to Glasgow's Dalmarnock hood. But
like Dolly Parton bringing her mountain home to Nashville, they churn out big,
corny, mass-appeal heart songs, with subjects including knife fights, fatherless
children, and -- really -- how your social worker won't let you down. Where
you'd think ex-footballer James Allan would propel this material with Mick
Hucknall soul or maybe Proclaimers purism, his musical ideal is elegiac Jesus and Mary Chain noise-punk, which cleansed of the
Reid brothers' junkie dissolution approaches Righteous Brothers grandeur.
Innocent and confident, this is one of those bands that could fall on its face
or take over the world. They're too good to be true and plain as the nose on
your face.
Grade: A
Guns N' Roses "Chinese
Democracy" (Geffen)
Hopeless eccentric spends most of his adult life and a large chunk of his
ill-gotten fortune trying to make the perfect album. Succeeds, kind of, on his
own totally irrelevant terms. Nobody cares. Since he's no longer capable of
leading young white males astray, this effort isn't just pleasurable
artistically. It's touching on a human level. Noble, even. I didn't think he had
it in him.
Grade: B PLUS
Nine Inch Nails "Ghosts I-IV" (The Null
Corporation)
Two hours of electronic instrumentals by the ranking genius of studio
S&M? Despite respectful reviews, I shied away, only to be put off when I
finally approached by a deliberate piano intro that turns out to be its most
annoying moment. Finer minds than mine may find these pieces worthy of
continuous attention. I say they're background music, there waiting when your
mind drifts speakerward, just distracting enough to change up your mood in a
useful way. Moved to revisit Brian Eno's "Discreet Music," I can attest that when I
need mental wallpaper, I'll take Trent's. But I don't need mental wallpaper all
that much.
Grade: A MINUS
Jay Reatard "Blood Visions" (In the
Red)
Memphis boy Jay Lindsey skipped high school and ignored hallowed local
traditions while generating the 10 years of garage-punk outfits, one-offs, and
seven-inches that fed into this 2006 solo debut. Manhandling all the instruments
on 15 songs in 30 minutes, he bashes out a sloppy Ramones homage that gets the
New Yorkers' tune-smart momentum without finding much comedy in "My family they
never knew" or "See you in the park/See you doing well." As the Ramones
discovered and Jay came in knowing, this trick is harder than scoffers will ever
understand, and there's no reason to think he'll ever try it again. There's also
no reason to think he'll ever learn how to spell S-T-A-X.
Grade: A MINUS
Jay Reatard "Matador Singles
'08" (Matador)
Arranged chronologically in order of recording and release, these five
two-sided singles, one three-song mini-EP, and one split seven-inch cohered
better in their original formats -- in sequence, the internally consistent
comic-book gothic "Trapped Here"/"Hiding Hole"/"DOA" and sad-sack romance "No
Time"/"You Were Sleeping" undercut rather than augment each other. It's not like
Reatard is up to the level of classic Buzzcocks or something -- his real but
inconsistent pop gift can use a little shaping. So this hodgepodge will grow in
meaning if he gets it together and sink from memory if he doesn't.
Grade: B PLUS
Sleeping in the Aviary "Expensive Vomit in a Cheap
Hotel" (Science of Sound)
What dewy tenderfeet get from Bon Iver's Justin Vernon, the weathered gimp who
writes this column gets from Vernon's fellow Wisconsinite Elliott Kozel. Kozel
leads actual band members, second fiddle though their bass-drums-accordion/saw
may play, and sings like a 14-year-old freaked out by the frog in his throat
rather than an angel choking his monkey. Informed by two untimely deaths as well
as a Kanye-like combo of ailing mother and fractured romance, Kozel is feeling
his mortality more concretely than the average young guy struck by the fact that
25 years equals a quarter of a century. Over a bereft, sardonic, punky power
strum, he spins out songs that evoke the nearness of death and the fragility of
romance all the more suggestively for not being quite literal about either,
which is rarely how it works with tenderfoot image-slingers these days. First
he's running around with his girl in the ground, then he's helping his mom with
her shot. Both ways he feels terribly alone but knows he isn't.
Grade: A MINUS
The So So Glos "Tourism/Terrorism" (Green
Owl)
In which a Brooklyn brother band live out their fantasy that Mick Jones took
over the Clash and began writing Joe's songs. Rid of its carefully inserted
"20-0-8," "My Block" could have been the beloved B-side of "(White Man) In
Hammersmith Palais": "The rich kids in the hungry neighborhoods out looking for
something to eat," exactly. Elsewhere on this nine-song, 27-minute EP they're
woozier, which isn't to say less punk. Be glad they're young enough to learn
that there are only so many times you can swear your 40 will never turn into a
cappuccino before the future bites you in the ass anyway.
Grade: A MINUS
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- Sept.
2009: Black Eyed Peas, Jay-Z, MIranda Lambert and
More Get Nods; Major Lazer, Chrisette Michele, Maxwell and More
Receive Honorable Mentions; Ginuwine's "A Man's Thoughts" Is Dud
of the Month
- Aug.
2009: J Dilla's "Jay Stay Paid," Patterson Hood's
"Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs)," Regina Spektor's "Far"
and More Get Nods; J Dilla, Ida Maria and More Receive Honorable
Mentions; Grizzly Bear's "Veckatimest" Is Dud of the Month
- July
2009: Moby's "Wait for Me," Mos Def's "The Ecstatic,"
Sonic Youth's "The Eternal," Allen Toussaint's "The Bright
Mississippi" and More Get Nods; Pet Shop Boys, Cut Copy and More
Receive Honorable Mentions; "21st Century Breakdown" by Green Day
Is Dud of the Month
- June
2009: Leonard Cohen's "Live in London," Doom's "Born
Like This," Bob Dylan's "Together Through Life," the Hold Steady's
"A Positive Rage," New York Dolls's "'Cause I Sez So" and More Get
Nods; PJ Harvey, Conor Oberst, Marnie Stern, Cursive and More
Receive Honorable Mentions; "Relapse" by Eminem Is Dud of the
Month
- May
2009: Art Brut's "Art Brut vs. Satan, Lady
Sovereign's "Jigsaw," the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' It's Blitz!," Neil
Young's "Fork in the Road" and More Get Nods; Mr. Lif, Neko Case,
Flight of the Conchords, Lady GaGa and more receive honorable
mentions; Bat for Lashes' "Two Suns" is Dud of the Month
- April
2009: Lily Allen, Amadou & Mariam, Marianne
Faithfull and More Get Nods; M. Ward, the Prodigy, Leela James and
more receive honorable mentions; Shearwater's "Rook" is Dud of the
Month
- March
2009: Clipse, K'Naan and the Living Things Get Nods;
Ludacris, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em and More Receive Honorable Mentions;
the Knux Are Dud of the Month
- February
2009: Calle 13, Glasvegas, Guns N' Roses and Nine
Inch Nails Get Nods; Fall Out Boy's "Folie à Deux" is Dud of
the Month
- January
2009: Taylor Swift, T-Pain and Kanye
West Get Nods; Darius Rucker, Akon and More Receive
an Honorable Mentions; Beyoncé's "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" is
Dud of the Month
- December
2008: Buena Vista Social Club, GZA/Genius, T.I.
Get Nods; Lucinda Williams, Ice Cube, Young Jeezy and More Receive
an Honorable Mentions; Plies Is Dud of the Month
- November
2008: TV on the Radio and Poet Robert Creeley
Get Nods; Iron & Wine, Todd Snider and Blitzen Trapper Get
Honorable Mentions; Bon Iver Is Dud of the Month
- October
2008: Jenny Lewis Gets a Nod; Jeffrey Lewis Is
Dud of the Month
- September
2008: The Hold Steady, Conor Oberst and Randy Newman
Get Nods; Natasha Bedingfield Is Dud of the Month
- August
2008: Nas Names Names (But Not His Album), Death Cab
For Cutie Get Complimented and the Dean Deep Sixes the Three 6
Mafia
- July
2008: Lil Wayne Gets a Good Review from the Dean
(He's Also "Dud of the Month"
- June
2008: Magnetic Fields, Santogold and More Get
Compliments; Leona Lewis Is Dud of the Month
- May
2008: The B-52's, Drive-by Truckers and the Roots All
Receive High Marks
- April
2008: Kate Nash, Los Campesinos!, Erykah Badu, Mika,
Kathleen Edwards, Snoop Dogg and More
- March
2008: Daft Punk, Lupe Fiasco, Willie Nelson, Herbie
Hancock and More
- Feb.
2008: Mary J. Blige, Manu Chao, Jill Scott and More
- Jan.
2008: Hail Hip-Hop! Ghostface Killah and Wu-Tang
Clan, Soulja Boy and More
- Dec.
2007: M.I.A., Gogol Bordello Rate Perfect
- Nov.
2007: White Stripes Not Icky But Nick Rates Low
- Oct.
2007: Kanye Graduates With an A-Minus but 50 Cent's a
Dud
- Sept.
2007: Common, Fountains of Wayne, Bright Eyes Make
the Dean's List
- Aug.
2007: Lucinda Is Laudable but Pretty Ricky Is a Dud
- July
2007: Miranda Lambert, Arctic Monkeys and More
- June
2007: Wilco, Apples in Stereo, Hot Chip and More
- April - May
2007: Beck, Nas, the Arcade Fire and More
- Feb. - March
2007: Beyoncé, Lily Allen and More
- Dec. 2006 - Jan.
2007: Bob Dylan, the Hold Steady and More
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