Inside Music: Consumer Guide
Consumer Guide by Robert Christgau (Images: T-Pain/Taylor Swift/Kanye West)
advertisement

Taylor Swift, Kanye West, T-Pain and More

Beyoncé's "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" is Dud of the Month

In This Month's Column
"Arriba la Cumbia!," Group Inerane's "Guitars From Agadez," Los Campesinos!'s "We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed," "Rich Man's War," "The Rough Guide to Colombian Street Party," Taylor Swift's "Fearless," T-Pain's "Thr33 Ringz" and Kanye West's "808s & Heartbreak"; plus, Honorable Mentions/Choice Cuts and Dud of the Month/More Duds

By Robert Christgau
Special to MSN Music

January 2009

Ever hopeful, the biz once again target-releases many theoretical pop/R&B best-sellers for a pre-Christmas rush that always leaves them hawking lumps of coal, so here's where I catch up with those genres. As a result, the Duds list is longer than usual, augmented by country options. "Rock" I put off till the new year. If Axl waited this long, he can afford to wait a little longer.



Various artists: 'Arriba la Cumbia!' (Crammed Discs)

Various artists
"Arriba la Cumbia!"

(Crammed Discs)

Want a recipe for Steam Table Surprise? How about an English DJ in search of "the latest global dance music phenomenon" promoting a charming, Colombian-gone-Latin style whose heyday was half a century ago? Fold in some Euro modernizers just to stink the joint up a little more. But then culinary magic happens, and the mélange ends up some kind of cross between one of those fabled musical gumbos and the world's tastiest processed chicken fingers. Salted with autèntico old-timers whenever the corn syrup gets too thick, a Bristol trio and a Mexican DJ and some arty reggaetonians and the beat firm of Droesemeyer & Wetzler and Basement Jaxx getting in on the action rev up squeezeboxes real and imagined. Piece de resistance: Fulanito's "Merencumbiaso," in which a bunch of NYC Dominicans blend Latin America's pokiest pop dance style with its speediest.

Grade: A MINUS

Group Inerane: 'Guitars From Agadez' (Sublime Frequencies)

Group Inerane
"Guitars From Agadez"

(Sublime Frequencies)

Recorded live, which beats the radio tapes with which this label began propagating international obscurities, 28-year-old Tuareg guitarist Bibi Ahmed, two male sidemen and four female singers lively up the wedding dance in and around war-torn Inerane in northern Niger. Featuring loads of that Saharan keening we may tire of eventually, with a repertoire that owes a lot to Bibi's teacher Abdallah Oumbadougou (known here solely via the documentary DVD "Desert Rebel"), this is rough, wild and joyful in a way you can hear as well as read about. Ask him, and Ahmed will go on about cultural preservation -- they all do in a pinch. But in the musical fact he's seldom somber about it. He's got this wedding to play, you see.

Grade: A MINUS

Los Campesinos!: 'We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed' (Arts & Crafts)

Los Campesinos!
"We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed"
(Arts & Crafts)

The painful detail and joyful exuberance are there once they get going. But in under two years this Welsh punk sextet has matured/devolved from tromping over their pan-sexual alienation like so many glockenspiel-wielding grape dancers to enacting "miserabilia" about how unfulfilling it is to get on your knees next to a urinal. Things aren't always so dire, and maybe that one is more ironic than the album title. But the joy of convincing punters they're a band is wearing off, leaving wordman Gareth less inclined to joke around about not just urinals but half-requited love and the "catastrophe" they still make a musical stab at staving off. So this really could be "The End of the Asterisk," and to put a point on it they bait their second 2008 album with one of the most underwhelming tour DVDs ever cross-collateralized. How little fame it takes these days to mess with people's heads.

Grade: B PLUS

Various artists: 'Rich Man's War' (Ruf)

Various artists
"Rich Man's War"

(Ruf)

Bad protest music, as in the forced rhymes and scansion of Norman and Nancy Blake's "Don't Be Afraid of the Neo-Cons," diminishes the cause of justice by making both preacher and choir sound like smug slobs. But nowhere else here does this unlikely cherry-pick of blues survivors, hacks and unknowns fall on its face. They're just mad, that's all. Blues scholar David Evans lifts a title from Freda Payne and adds a "bring the girls back home" verse for Jessica Lynch and Lori Piestewa. Candye Kane, whose many album covers all feature her large breasts, eavesdrops on "Jesus and Mohammed." Sometime Marcia Ball guitarist Pat Boyack spins out a nine-minute ramble in which Bushie nightmares help you hit today's number. After all that, the tireless Eddy Clearwater has every right to sing "A Time for Peace." And when journeyman Doug MacLeod climaxes the proceedings with "You gotta get off your butt if you're gonna implement change," it sounds idiomatic as all get-out.

Grade: A MINUS

Various artists: 'The Rough Guide to Colombian Street Party' (World Music Network)

Various artists
"The Rough Guide to Colombian Street Party"

(World Music Network)

Insofar as there are street parties in Colombia -- and there are, though probably not as many as the compilers want you to believe -- you're unlikely to hear all these beats at any one of them. As the notes tell us, Colombia is home to over 300 genres and rhythms -- metropolitan and backwater, coastal and Andean, Caribbean and Pacific. But where on most Rough Guides the abrupt changes of cultural mood are dangerously disorienting, here dance tempos rev over the bumps and the rhythm shifts interest non-Spanish speakers as content even when the beatmakers are strictly from Hungary. Salsa predominates slightly: dura, never romantico. But rustic flutes get things started, the cumbias fit right in, the chirimias likewise, there's a mento thing in English, the rock en Espanol tends ska, and everything's flowin'.

Grade: A MINUS

Taylor Swift: 'Fearless' (Big Machine)

Taylor Swift
"Fearless"
(Big Machine)

"You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after," declares the 18-year-old Nashville careerist. You can tell me that's worse than icky if you like; I believe in two of the three (prince charmings, no), and I think it's kind of icky myself. But I'm moved nevertheless by what can pass for a concept album about the romantic life of an uncommonly-to-impossibly strong and gifted teenage girl, starting on the first day of high school and gradually shedding naiveté without approaching misery or neurosis. Partly it's the tunes. Partly it's the musical restraint of a strain of Nashville bigpop that avoids muscle-flexing rockism. Partly it's the diaristic realism she imparts to her idealized tales. And partly it's how much she loves her mom. Swift sets the bar too high. But as role models go, she's pretty sweet.

Grade: A MINUS

T-Pain: 'Thr33 Ringz' (Jive)

T-Pain
"Thr33 Ringz"
(Jive)

The erstwhile laughingstock finds himself in exceptionally good humor -- wonder why. Detailing his fidelity on one track, elongating a lap dance on another, he's a decent guy in conceptual command of an aesthetic he invented. "Chopped N Skrewed," "Digital," "Karaoke" -- he knows the score. He knows that when he puts away the Auto-Tune to emote a love song to his family, every breath, cough and finger-slip is a sound effect.

Grade: B PLUS

Kanye West: '808s & Heartbreak' (Roc-A-Fella)

Kanye West
"808s & Heartbreak"
(Roc-A-Fella)

Altogether as slow, sad-ass and self-involved as reported, this is a breakup album there's no reason to like except that it's brilliant. It has its own dark sound and its own engaging tunes, and although West couldn't hit the notes without Auto-Tune, his decision to robotize as well as pitch-correct his voice both undercuts his self-importance and adds physical reality to tales of alienated fame that might otherwise be pure pity parties. The second half the songs start to slip, but they come rushing back with the Lil Wayne ditty and the only track here about what's really bringing him down: not the loss of his girlfriend but the death of his mother, during cosmetic surgery that somewhere not too deep down he's sure traces all too directly to his alienated fame.

Grade: A MINUS

More: Honorable Mentions/Choice Cuts | Dud of the Month/More Duds

Subscribe to this feed Subscribe to this feed | Join the discussion | Send us an e-mail

advertisement
Search the Consumer Guide
Consumer Guide Archive
Read all of Robert Christgau's reviews on MSN Music
  • Sept. 2009: Black Eyed Peas, Jay-Z, MIranda Lambert and More Get Nods; Major Lazer, Chrisette Michele, Maxwell and More Receive Honorable Mentions; Ginuwine's "A Man's Thoughts" Is Dud of the Month
  • Aug. 2009: J Dilla's "Jay Stay Paid," Patterson Hood's "Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs)," Regina Spektor's "Far" and More Get Nods; J Dilla, Ida Maria and More Receive Honorable Mentions; Grizzly Bear's "Veckatimest" Is Dud of the Month
  • July 2009: Moby's "Wait for Me," Mos Def's "The Ecstatic," Sonic Youth's "The Eternal," Allen Toussaint's "The Bright Mississippi" and More Get Nods; Pet Shop Boys, Cut Copy and More Receive Honorable Mentions; "21st Century Breakdown" by Green Day Is Dud of the Month
  • June 2009: Leonard Cohen's "Live in London," Doom's "Born Like This," Bob Dylan's "Together Through Life," the Hold Steady's "A Positive Rage," New York Dolls's "'Cause I Sez So" and More Get Nods; PJ Harvey, Conor Oberst, Marnie Stern, Cursive and More Receive Honorable Mentions; "Relapse" by Eminem Is Dud of the Month
  • May 2009: Art Brut's "Art Brut vs. Satan, Lady Sovereign's "Jigsaw," the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' It's Blitz!," Neil Young's "Fork in the Road" and More Get Nods; Mr. Lif, Neko Case, Flight of the Conchords, Lady GaGa and more receive honorable mentions; Bat for Lashes' "Two Suns" is Dud of the Month
  • April 2009: Lily Allen, Amadou & Mariam, Marianne Faithfull and More Get Nods; M. Ward, the Prodigy, Leela James and more receive honorable mentions; Shearwater's "Rook" is Dud of the Month
  • March 2009: Clipse, K'Naan and the Living Things Get Nods; Ludacris, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em and More Receive Honorable Mentions; the Knux Are Dud of the Month
  • February 2009: Calle 13, Glasvegas, Guns N' Roses and Nine Inch Nails Get Nods; Fall Out Boy's "Folie à Deux" is Dud of the Month
  • January 2009: Taylor Swift, T-Pain and Kanye West Get Nods; Darius Rucker, Akon and More Receive an Honorable Mentions; Beyoncé's "I Am ... Sasha Fierce" is Dud of the Month
  • December 2008: Buena Vista Social Club, GZA/Genius, T.I. Get Nods; Lucinda Williams, Ice Cube, Young Jeezy and More Receive an Honorable Mentions; Plies Is Dud of the Month
  • November 2008: TV on the Radio and Poet Robert Creeley Get Nods; Iron & Wine, Todd Snider and Blitzen Trapper Get Honorable Mentions; Bon Iver Is Dud of the Month
  • October 2008: Jenny Lewis Gets a Nod; Jeffrey Lewis Is Dud of the Month
  • September 2008: The Hold Steady, Conor Oberst and Randy Newman Get Nods; Natasha Bedingfield Is Dud of the Month
  • August 2008: Nas Names Names (But Not His Album), Death Cab For Cutie Get Complimented and the Dean Deep Sixes the Three 6 Mafia
  • July 2008: Lil Wayne Gets a Good Review from the Dean (He's Also "Dud of the Month"
  • June 2008: Magnetic Fields, Santogold and More Get Compliments; Leona Lewis Is Dud of the Month
  • May 2008: The B-52's, Drive-by Truckers and the Roots All Receive High Marks
  • April 2008: Kate Nash, Los Campesinos!, Erykah Badu, Mika, Kathleen Edwards, Snoop Dogg and More
  • March 2008: Daft Punk, Lupe Fiasco, Willie Nelson, Herbie Hancock and More
  • Feb. 2008: Mary J. Blige, Manu Chao, Jill Scott and More
  • Jan. 2008: Hail Hip-Hop! Ghostface Killah and Wu-Tang Clan, Soulja Boy and More
  • Dec. 2007: M.I.A., Gogol Bordello Rate Perfect
  • Nov. 2007: White Stripes Not Icky But Nick Rates Low
  • Oct. 2007: Kanye Graduates With an A-Minus but 50 Cent's a Dud
  • Sept. 2007: Common, Fountains of Wayne, Bright Eyes Make the Dean's List
  • Aug. 2007: Lucinda Is Laudable but Pretty Ricky Is a Dud
  • July 2007: Miranda Lambert, Arctic Monkeys and More
  • June 2007: Wilco, Apples in Stereo, Hot Chip and More
  • April - May 2007: Beck, Nas, the Arcade Fire and More
  • Feb. - March 2007: Beyoncé, Lily Allen and More
  • Dec. 2006 - Jan. 2007: Bob Dylan, the Hold Steady and More
Robert Christgau's Recommended Links
MSN Music Newsletter
Get weekly updates on hot new releases; listen to full albums; watch videos and much more

Subscribe to the newsletter
Top galleries
Top features
Featured Music Videos