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Madonna, you may appeal to those who are so stoned or drunk or bored that they'd enjoy staring at a blank wall for hours on end, but the last time I checked, no one gets overly excited when a senior citizen (you're only two years away, honey) flashes them. Oh, and I hope all this self-indulgent titillation is worth eternity in Hell, because you are making a complete and total mockery of that Cross that you wear around your wrinkled neck. God does not like being mocked -- especially on the scale you're doing it. Hopefully you'll do your flash dance in the wrong country one of these days, and they'll be waiting back stage to arrest you right after your performance, and keep you out of circulation for a few years. I was also recalling that you have a child if I'm not mistaken. A girl, isn't it? It's not like I follow your career, because I can't think of someone who interests me less, but I seem to recall you acting all concerned once about her someday being old enough to see and understand what it is you do for a living and her possibly being negatively influenced by the fact that you pimp yourself on stage for a living and that this kind of role model, or lack thereof, might not be the very best thing for her unless you would actually wish your career upon her. That concern sure didn't last very long as you've now taken your pimping to a new level -- most likely just to prove to yourself that you can still turn an audience on with your aging, sagging body. Oh sure, you keep yourself in shape so you can gyrate your hips and thrust out your pelvis with the best of them, but none of this changes the fact that the Lord our God can take you home any moment he decides that you've outlived your usefulness. Apparently He feels there is still some good left in you so He keeps you around. Perhaps you might be thinking on displaying some good before even God runs out of patience. Heaven knows he's been patient with me, but I don't flaunt evil on an international level like you. In fact, I'm reasonably certain that I don't flaunt evil at all. I'm certainly no choirboy, but I'm no Madonna either, and I thank God for that.