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... and daddy makes four: "Although she is a film star, she still has to meet the same requirements as everybody else," the head of Ethiopia's state-run adoption agency told AP in July, when Angelina Jolie moved to adopt her second child. The film star breezed through checkpoints for economic capabilities, criminal background, cheekbones, lips and high drama to secure an Ethiopian bundle of joy she named Zahara, now 10 months old. Zahara joined Maddox -- now 4 and working the camera like a pro -- in Jolie's presumably growing multicultural brood. But what fun is a family without, say, Brad Pitt? Mom's "Mr. Smith" was photographed taking Maddox for dirtbike rides and toting Zahara around like a proud pop. Turns out there was something to all that: Pitt officially announced in December that he plans to adopt Jolie's kids. Wonder if they're, like, dating.