BRITNEY SPEARS AND KEVIN FEDERLINE

Feder-lineage: "Not a girl, not yet a woman" and suddenly a divorcee, a newlywed and a mom. This year, it was all about family for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline: honeymoon photos (and poem!); hours of expert obstetrics evaluations of paparazzi pics; what seemed like years of a really bad reality show based on home movies; pregnancy-rumor denials; the official revelation of Hollywood's worst-kept secret; talk-show appearances; and a dramatic BB-gun sniper incident. Miles of headlines later, Britney had her baby boy -- via Caesarean, during regular business hours, perfectly timed to coincide with the launch of a new fragrance, which smells like, in her words, "lush red lychee" and even a "hint of cupcakes, white chocolate and jasmine." From what we can tell by looking at People, where Sean Preston was officially unveiled, the kid is adorable and everyone is smiling. Word in the tabloids, however, is that there's trouble in Britneyland involving dad's penchant for partying and a shady character called "weedman." All we know for sure is that Sean Preston is the It-Baby of It-Babies, and Britney should not let Jude Law anywhere near the nanny. She's gonna be busy next year.